The Comedy Writes Itself

The good news is that Bush is softening his stance on Iran.

The better news is (from a comic standpoint) that he is emphasizing literacy as a means to democracy in the Middle East.

It seems redundant to make a joke.

I wonder how many ekelectic "Shakespeares" it takes to equal a democracy? At any rate, we'd best start shipping them over toot sweet. We don't want Iran getting any nucular weapons.