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Thursday, January 12, 2006

This Just In

I think I'm a little gay for Russ Feingold.

Update: I have been gone from the blogosphere for sometime. I have not been exploring gay love with Senator Feingold. My infatuation lasted as long as the Alito hearings, but now I am too despondant to love anyone in Washington ever again. Luckily, my wife, Polly, has forgiven any political lust I may have felt in my heart. She, herself, believes that Feingold would be "an adventurous yet sensitive lover."

Polly has given the matter quite a bit of thought. I am not sure how I feel about this.