I am an Idiot

I've given up believing that I am ever going to grow as a human being.

I was in the elevator at work today. I almost never take the elevator (I say it's because I like the exercise, but really it's because I'm claustrophobic), but I do now and then. So in five years, I've probably taken this elevator 40 or 50 times.

And I never noticed it.

There's a little button that says: "Push here for emergency assistance."

And someone has painstakingly effaced the "istance."

I started laughing, and then an elderly and distinguished person got on the elevator and she asked what was funny. Which made it even funnier.

I am still pretty much in junior high. I guess by now I'm too old to grow up.