Oh Dear
I saw a billboard today for what has to be the lamest product ever, even taking spray-on hair into account.
It was for Coors, which now apparently has a heat-sensitive label. The ad copy read:
Who the hell is this being marketed to? People without fingertips?? People who don't understand refrigerators? Who the hell can't tell on their own the temperature of their beverage???
People who buy Coors, I guess.
The world is a very very stupid place.
It was for Coors, which now apparently has a heat-sensitive label. The ad copy read:
The Only Beer That Tells You When It's Cold
Who the hell is this being marketed to? People without fingertips?? People who don't understand refrigerators? Who the hell can't tell on their own the temperature of their beverage???
People who buy Coors, I guess.
The world is a very very stupid place.
posted by Feemus at
9:32 AM
3 Comments:
You have to realize that all the clinical research went into making Labels that change colors WHEN THE BEER IS HORRIBLE. But then they saw that they couldn't put that label on ANY of their beers, so they changed it all up in marketing...
Benticore
Out
(Agrees that the world is, Indeed, a stupid place. Geico Caveman sitcom? Seriously?)
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Benticore, at 10:18 AM
Hilarious! I'm dying over here.
It's true--that is possible the vilest beer ever. And I am including Hamm's and Old Milwaukee. Blech.
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Feemus, at 12:42 PM
Wait--the Geico Caveman show isn't good?
My world is crumbling...
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Feemus, at 2:27 PM
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