Omnia Fert Aetas

In my halfhearted attempt to find new employment, I am in the process of updating my job materials. In particular, my CV.

Now, as a lazybones, it didn't surprise me much to see that I had little to add since I last updated it.

What did feel a bit like a punch in the gut, though, was looking at the "Languages" section. I had German listed. I tried to think of one single thing in German. And couldn't. The old memory couldn't dredge up anything.

I am actually getting LESS qualified. If this trend continues, pretty soon my CV will just be my name.

At least it will have brevity going for it.

I wonder if old arthritic ninjas feel like this when they have to strike "hand-to-hand" off their resumes.

No, they probably still feel pretty awesome. Because they're ninjas.

I wish I were a ninja.