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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

War on Women Still at Orange Alert

The Maryland courts have ruled that a woman cannot withdraw legal consent after intercourse has commenced.

I actually get the impulse behind this. As much as we'd like to believe it's so, consent isn't always necessarily transparent, and of course things get cloudier once things get grindier. And from a legal standpoint, I understand that it makes things tricky if someone has consented to sex and the sex has begun before she withdraws her consent.

I totally get that. I do.

But to say that once sex has begun a man doesn't have to listen to "no" is just mind-bogglingly stupid. And dangerous. And to frame it as protecting the rights of the accused is cynical and offensive.

Presumably a man still has the right to withdraw his consent after intercourse has begun.

It's called pulling out and going to sleep (it's my "patented move").

Presumably men aren't going to be legally forced by this new legislation to stay awake and satisfy their partners ('cause I've got an early morning) just because they gave their consent before intercourse commenced (when I wasn't so tired).

So, apparently this law is only designed to compel the receptive partner to participate in sex as long as the penetrative partner wants it, and not the other way arounf. It's designed to legally compel the physically weaker to submit to the demands of the physically stronger.

That's swell.

There has to be a better way to deal with what is admittedly a difficult legal situation.

6 Comments:

  • Yep. 50,000 years of human evolution, 50,000 years of a hard-wired insanity that drives the reproductive process, 50,000 years to get the same hormone to drive men to both agression and continuance of the species...

    And we can stop nature dead in its tracks with a governor's signature.

    Makes you wonder why we didn't think of it sooner.

    I started drafting some sample legislation to eliminate bigoted thoughts and ad hominem rhetoric. With a little help from my congressman, I think we may even be able to outlaw world hunger.

    The British Common Law that spawned our legal system? Bah! Leave that for the Limeys! What place do common sense and Christian values have in today's world. None, I tell you! Absolutely None!

    If the majority of auto drivers can operate a motor vehicle safely and comfortably at an average of 67 miles per hour, WHO CARES! We need limits! Jimmy Carter knew what was best for us. 55 em pee ache, brother! I'm so glad our legal system was smarter than our collective conscience. It's refreshing to drive the highways of my city at a serene speed limit and not have people flying by me, and passing me - giving me the finger.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 AM  

  • Actually, the driving analogy is a good one. Imagine, if you will, that you're driving at 75 mph, and you hit a stretch in which the speed limit drops to 55. You have slow down. In other words, the situation has changed. Permissions you had previously no longer apply. Same idea with consent. You had it before, now you don't. You have to stop. Admittedly, it may be harder than slowing down on the highway, but the principle remains.

    By Blogger RogueHistorian, at 2:57 PM  

  • While the legislation is Insanity, we live in times where Insanity is not only the norm but is EXPECTED of our legislature. How else do you explain a government so Orwellian in nature (The whole 'Stay the Course' thing going on with Pressi Bush is just the latest) that it seems as if our polical leaders studied 1984 at length before issuing any statements, concocting any policies, or drafting any laws. It's brain boggling...

    But to the issue at hand. If, as Feemster so brilliantly put it, you are in the middle of a grind-session and your recently ecstatic partner tells you to stop...well, usually thats an indication that something is very wrong, like a Ninja with a katana creeping up stealthily behind you. A giggling 'No..no...this isn't right' is one thing (and thoroughly confusing to all involved). But a firm NO! should be enough, shouldn't it? I mean, isnt that what seperates us from the animals, the ability to not be completely controlled by our sexual instincts? OR was it the cooking our food thing? I get confused...

    HAs that ever happened to any of you? You've got your groove going on, everything is loverly, the mood is kickin, the legs are akimbo, the eyes closed, the rhythm is rocking, and all of a sudden NO! STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW!

    I can think of a few times right before and plenty of times that included outright, hands-down rejection. But not during.

    Benticore
    Out
    (and if it Did happen, wouldn't that make you much less inclined to get back with that person, not knowing when the next 'Ninja' attack is going to be as you're thrusting towards the inevitable?)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:54 AM  

  • Just so, Benticore. Well put. No one says to stop unless something is wrong.

    There's got to be a special place in hell for people who make false rape accusations, but the potential abuses of this law are just staggering. And the law presupposes that men *are* just animals and have the right to act like animals.

    I've gotten the "no"--I think it hurt my ego more than my blue balls. But usually after a minor adjustment to the harness, things get back on track.

    And not ONCE was there a Ninja.

    By Blogger Feemus, at 7:54 AM  

  • "And not ONCE was there a Ninja"

    Really? What the hell was I doing, then?

    Benticore
    Out

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:24 AM  

  • Benticore,
    I think you are my new hero.

    Feemus

    By Blogger Feemus, at 5:08 PM  

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