"Hey, Good Luck With the Syphilis!"

That's what I should have said (loudly) to the annoying chatty guy in the pharmacy today.

Ah, l'esprit d'escalier, as les Frenchies say. The wit of the staircase.

I'll tell you the story tomorrow. But I thought I'd share my comeback to you, since it came too late to say (loudly) to the annoying chatty guy in the pharmacy.