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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Straight Outta Loudoun

I realize that by now everyone in the free world has already seen this. But...oh my. It's a testament to just how awful this is that I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD for Karl Rove. It's kind of like watching Fawlty Towers--Basil Fawlty totally deserves every humiliation that he gets, and yet...

It's like watching your eight-grade science teacher trying to be "cool."

Except much MUCH worse.

It's like if you had to watch your eighth-grade science teacher trying to pick up a woman in a bar with his decade-old pop-culture references and his really great story about how the Noble Gases got their name. And then when the lady turned away he tried to smell her hair.

Except much MUCH worse.

As the wise Doctor (Dre) reminds us: "Parental Discretion Iz Advised."

posted by Feemus at 6:49 PM

4 Comments:

  • OH GOD MY EYES!!! THE BURNING!!

    I HAVE SEEN THE VERY CRUCIBLE OF HELL WHERE SOULS ARE DESTROYED IN FIRE AND PAIN!

    Why...dear god why...

    Benticore
    Out (and weeping)

    By Blogger Benticore, at 7:38 PM  

  • That's about the sum of it. I think my soul was destroyed a little just hearing Rove flub his lines.

    And then the self-satisfied look on his face as he "dances" - well, it's really just too much to bear.

    Every Republican who ragged on Howard Dean for his outburst (which WAS pretty ridiculous) should be forced to watch this on an endless loop.

    By Blogger Feemus, at 10:12 AM  

  • Yeah...and the attempt at being funny in the beginning? 'I go home and rip the heads off of animals?'

    Sweet Merciful Jeebus!

    I mean, I get what he was trying to say, trying to play up to the idea that the left views him as an evil bloodsucking vampire, but he just came off as an evil, bloodsucking vampire with NO sense of humor. Like the geeky kid who...ripped the heads off animals...yeah.

    I've got to cleanse my brain! Where is America's Funniest Home Testicular Injury Videos when you need them?

    By Blogger Benticore, at 11:49 AM  

  • Ah, is there no ill so grievous that it cannot be cured by watching someone get a football to the wedding tackle?

    "I mean, I get what he was trying to say, trying to play up to the idea that the left views him as an evil bloodsucking vampire, but he just came off as an evil, bloodsucking vampire with NO sense of humor. Like the geeky kid who...ripped the heads off animals...yeah."

    This is the best analysis of it I have heard yet.

    By Blogger Feemus, at 5:56 PM  

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