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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Happy Birthday

To John Stewart, Anna Nicole Smith, Claud Levi-Strauss, and Feemus.

If anyone needs me, I will be weeping softly in the corner.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

What Fresh Hell is This??

Yeah, yeah. I know I've been tagged again. I'm getting to it. Get off my back, will you?

But in the mean time, I would like a little e-sympathy for my current pitiable and debilitating situation: I have an Eagles song stuck in my head.

All day I have found myself humming "There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes."

Ugh.

I once had a conversation with some folks about dealbreakers. You know, those things that will keep you from even getting into a relationship with someone. My friend Steve's is if a girl wears a pink baseball cap. My friend Julie's is if a guy talks about money. Mine is if someone really likes The Eagles.

Although if she's hot enough....

Anyway, more thoughtful posts to follow. After I get this damned song out of my head.

On the plus side, I ate the last of the green beans for breakfast this morning and I am now officially done with Thanksgiving leftovers. So we'll call it even.