Mailbag Time!!
My brain is too tired for thoughtful blogging, so here are some of this weeks email gems:
In this student's defense, it IS really cold out. What this has to do with bringing her book to class, I have no idea.
This is likely a less direct variation on an old theme: "I am choosing extra-curriculars over academics, but I don't want my grade to suffer any of the consequences. What are YOU going to do to ensure that this is the case?" I have gotten several of these this week, too. But what I like about this one is the tinge of existential crisis.
What, dear boy, should any of us do?
Hi Feemus,
I know you said to bring books to class, but do I have to? It is really cold out.
thanks,
Non-Sequitur Girl
In this student's defense, it IS really cold out. What this has to do with bringing her book to class, I have no idea.
Feemus-
I can't make it to class because of my theater group. What should I do?
-Vague Boy
This is likely a less direct variation on an old theme: "I am choosing extra-curriculars over academics, but I don't want my grade to suffer any of the consequences. What are YOU going to do to ensure that this is the case?" I have gotten several of these this week, too. But what I like about this one is the tinge of existential crisis.
What, dear boy, should any of us do?
Dear Feemus,
I couldn't find your email address anywhere on the syllabus. Is it ok to email you?
Sincerely,
Learned Everything I Need to Know About Irony from Alanis Morrisette